The Food Cruise

C — Eat. Sleep. Shop. Cruise.

I am back from my family vacation. A five-day, four-night stay on a cruise ship.
There was food. Lots of food. Too much food. I think I gained 10 pounds in five days. It was bad. It was really bad. Sadly, the food was good. Not Michelin Star good, but still good. Why did it have to be so good? Did I mention that it was endless? Did I mention that it was 24 hours a day? Did I mention that if you were really lazy you could order room service 24 hours a day? INCLUDED WITH THE CRUISE!!!

Here are just dinner main courses, and not including starters (sorry for the fuzzy bad Iphone pictures)

Braised beef

Lobster

Spareribs

Salmon

Mahi Mahi

This was just dinner. I am embarrassed to show you what I ate for breakfast and lunch. Oh, and the soft serve ice cream at around midnight was just overkill. There was no dieting there. Oh well, it was just a week. Right? After my full-time job of eating I would end up in a food coma.

Oh, and I bought a Mexican blanket in 90 degree weather and two geckos for Jim’s infamous collection.